Before a performance of "Pride and Prejudice," the leading actors, Peregrine and Patrice Vandaleur, have a difference of opinion. This escalates, both in the dressing room and on stage, made worse by Peregrine's interest in the juvenile lead, Selina Sparrow. The Vandaleurs dressers, Harry and Betty, dream of the day when they can escape from their employment. The row reaches its climax, resolving various conflicts.